Trapper

Some of you may remember Ronnie the beaver. Brent named him. Unfortunately Ronnie has made an unfavorable impression on our neighbor. She stopped by to talk over some of the water damage on her property and ask me to call the county. I called Monday and they told me that today, sometime betwen 11 and noon, a trapper will come to my house. There are trappers? This is still a job option of something you want to be when you grow up? His name is Robert and he sounds very nice. I have to admint, I'm really not excited about this whole process, but you know what would make it better? If when Robert shows up he has a gristly gray beard down to his belt and is wearing a pelt-made cap.